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Name: Natalie Beauford

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Website: www.zoig.com/profile/1TimmyTitties

Twitter: @Wyldest_Dreamz

About Me: I'm an easy going, country chic who knows what the history of sex work is all about, and continue to work in the tradition today. I love diversity, and welcome men of all ages 18+ and all backgrounds. I'm better known as Melbourne's Best Kept Secret - I'm known for having the sweetest, tightest pussy around and delivering an exceptional, fully-dedicated, unrushed service, so if you book a 30min appointment, you get 30min of service time in bed but total time spent with me may be close to an hour There's a lot that goes in to being someone who understands what a man REALLY needs, what drives you and gets you going. Coming for service is your 'me time', and you do deserve it!! You work hard, you make sacrifices, you are brilliant and I dare say not appreciated nearly enough so please let me be the first to recognize all you do, and thank you in a way that only a skilled & experienced woman can. Pleasueable ways to ease your stress and worries, and help you get rid of all that frustration My focus & attention is on you - mind, body & soul. Without knowing or intending it to, our mood can can affect those around us, so being aware of this when delivering my service, if I can make you happier, and you leave with a contented, blissful glow or a cruisy chill can't-bring-you-down vibe, or you feel like Fonzi saying "Ehhh", then you, and the rest of your world is so much better for it. Its a happy vibe that isn't easily lost, but be warned, it can become an addiction

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Posts by Natalie Beauford

Violet Pûnani's Latest Trick

September 25th, 2025 by Natalie Beauford

For those of you lucky enough to have met her or know whom she is (yes, I know your throbbing cock is pulsing at you to call me right now) or those of you yet to make her.. um.. aquaintance (not the best word to put but probably the most polite)... She has a new trick, so not only does she leave cute little heart shaped wet patches wherever she sits and not only does she play claw-grab when she passes within 2ft of a cock, oh and not forgetting the trophy trick she thinks is hilarious (if you know, you know {IYKYK}, and wipe that grin off your face if you do) and I think she loves the extra thrust she gets when it happens. But Miss super-tight-and-sweet Violet Pûnani has now has taught herself to play hide-and-seek-squirt whenever I try to self satisfy (emphasis on the 'try') *massive fucking face-palm... FML.. *deep sigh and shakes and lowers head in sham This little trick she's discovered is making me ridiculously frustrated and I'm wondering if anything similar has happened to any of you, the doc reckons its not an overuse issue and it can occasionally occur but will eventually stop occuring. Gee, thanks for the reassurance Doc..so what do I do for now? Oh just let it ride out. Yep, I'd love to but she won't let me!!! If you have some advice on how to sort this out or itshappened to you, please offer up your tips so I can get it sorted ASAP Natalie xx

What Men Want

July 13th, 2025 by Natalie Beauford

What men want is simple. They just want a good honest fuck without the dramas and hassles, without being scammed and without calling the next day. He doesn't care what colour my nails are. As far as he's concerned that hand shouldn't even be on his cock - you should be good enough to do it completely hands free, but so long as the nails don't dig in or scratch his family jewels or there's no lost fake eyelashes around his carefully manscaped package, he's happy. Tickle his balls and maybe even tickle the notchy.. He does need to know that when you meet him, especially if in public, he's not meeting up with some 3hrs in the bathroom cake-face wannabe gangsta-come-hooker wearing something he wouldn't be seen dead with.. no, he wants simple. He wants that chick to be in something comfortable and looks respectable so if by chance his parent's friends happento see him, they won't know what he's doing and he can get away with saying its a friend, and so has his discretion. He does not want to hear your phone's social media notifications going off and you saying 'oh hang on a sec babe', while you tend to your snap score. He wants to know his hard earned money is being well spent, he is paying to have his every sexual whim and desire tended to, attentively, not as something you do inbetween social posts. He also doesn't want to leave with half your cake-face all over his favourite black tshirt. He just wants to get his dick sucked just the way he likes it, and no, he really doesn't care what your looks like, as long as its clean and doesn't leave his hand feeling like its been in an oil drum, because as far as he's concerned, your hair is going to be a mess after he grabs onto it to keep your head down because that gag reflex drives him wild. What men want is a simple, genuine sexual service that gives him good value and happy days

Punter Verification

July 6th, 2025 by Natalie Beauford

IMPORTANT INFORMATION FOR AGE & GENDER VERIFICATION Firstly, thankyou to all you lucky punters who have called and been able to spend time together with me. It is always awesome to see that beaming glow of relief, pleasure and satisfaction on your handsome faces!! It has also come to light that occasionally that a punter thinks they can ignore the requirement to call for a booking, and instead think they can make up rules as they go along, question why I'm not available immediately or demand an address without so much as asking to book. That may work with some other escorts but I feel the need to explain why I am strict on this requirement I offer gender based adult services, so in lamens terms, I am an independent provider of services to adult men. These services are not always of a sexual nature, and as I only provide services to adult males, a verification process is needed. I'm sure you'll agree that being asked to send your photo ID to someone you don't know is intrusive, unnerving and could even feel like a privacy violation, so instead I ask you to call me. Age can be verified by the maturity of one's voice, the same said for one's gender. I don't need to know your name or your address, I don't need any other personal details. I only need to hear that you are a male adult with a raging angry cock who needs my tight little moist Punani to explode in, and my sweet little Pink Punani is just as excited for you to book so you can do just that 0423 002 922 Natalie xx

Voting Finished, Send In Your Votes To Win!

May 31st, 2025 by Natalie Beauford

A big thankyou to all of you for voting and voting has now closed for this year so its time to send me your vote tally's, if you're not sure where to look, its in the 'my participation' section of your voters profile There's only a couple of days to send it to me before I contact the winners and its already looking to be more than 10 winners with a few voter tally's coming in equal, so June looks set to be Happy Punters month Fingers crossed for you all, I'm super keen so might throw in some bonus time as well for everyone ☺️ Stay sexy, just be yourself Natalie xx

Sensuous Australian Adult Industry Awards

April 13th, 2025 by Natalie Beauford

WIN AN OVERNIGHT STAY WITH NATALIE Keeping it simple, the top 10 voters win a service (prize details further down) with the person who makes the most votes total winning an overnight incall service. Voting closes 30th May, direct links to vote for Natalie Beauford for the 2025 Sensuous Australian Adult Industry Awards (SAAIA) categories of Best BJ and Best Female Escort. Voting is allowed once per day and you mist register basic details on the site for your vote to count - only need name, email and postcode to register, after that you can just log in and open the link sent to your email, or bookmark each link so you can easily find it each day or add the link to your home page on your phone or device 🥇1st Prize Overnight or Full day stay valued at over $900 🥈2nd 3rd 4th Prize 90min Elite service valued at $600 🥉5th-10th Prize 60min Elite sercvice valued at $400 If there are people with equal votes then they both win the same prize individually will win the placed prize There are 47 days left to vote and voting for both categories is recognised as 2 votes 2025 SENSUOUS AUSTRALIAN ADULT INDUSTRY AWARDS DIRECT VOTE LINKS: Best BJ https://a.cstmapp.com/gallery/980861/177304/724854305 Best Female Escort https://a.cstmapp.com/gallery/980861/177338/724854086 On the last day of voting, once your voting is complete, screenshot your voting participation and send it and voting will be tallied up. Voting participation can be found in your voters profile on the SAAIA website - you will be taken to the website each time you vote, and this competion closes 1June so make sure you get your votes sent through by then - send screenshots to 0423002922 Rules and fine print: Please know there is a very real possibility there may be multiple 1st prize winners There will be a time limit for when you need to book and have your stay, depending on number of top voters, to be announced after voting closes and vote tallies recieved All prizes may be shared between the winner and a mate - details given to prize winner/s Prize may be transferable in certain circumstances Voting profiles may be registered by email or Facebook, as per the AAIA website There are no restrictions to the number of voting profiles for this competition These rules may be ammended at any time This competition is independent to the votee This competition is independent of the SAAIA Further information can be sought by calling 0423002922

A Message From Down Below

April 5th, 2025 by Natalie Beauford

What can I say, I'm here and you just don't appreciate me like you should. Not like I deserve anyway. All fun and games being forced to play helicopter or slap the hand but how about real appreciation. I take your stress and bag it. I take all the overflow bullshit from work and bag it too. All the frustrations you have over the week, I bag all that up too and what thanks do I get? Nothing. Not even acknowledgement. Instead I have to put up with your hand again or worse is when I end up all orange with lipstick stains and scratches from the fake tanned bimbo with fake finger attachments who thinks its funny to 'leave her mark' on me from those ridiculously long plastic nails. Its gotta stop mate. C'mon get some quality in our life. I do the hard yards so you can live as stress free as possible and thats what you bring home? Mate, seriously. She milks you for everything, leaves her beauty products all through our bathroom and by the way one of us has to tell her it doesn't work and its cramping our style. Speaking of cramped too, those jeans mate.. shit I can't breath in 'em.. and the siamese twins behind me, well hell, they nearly split up.. what I'm trying yo tell you is think of me. Yeah, fair enough I have to do the thinking for both us most of the time and I'm sorry when you get brain fuzz but shit, I need some relief. That's why you're reading this. I have this volcanic anger building up, needing a release and I beg you.. PLEEEEASE see Nat. She knows what to do with me, the way she's gonna hold me in her mouth and lick the twins empty, mate please let me have my me time with her the I'll let you get your head back to normal Cheers bro Sincerely, Your Penis

Knowing What You Want When You Don't Know What You Want

March 7th, 2025 by Natalie Beauford

Its an individual preference as to what each Punter wants from their Provider. There may be different factors as to why or how they want their chosen service, but above all, its ultimately making sure each client is satisfied and beaming with a glow that can only come from a mind-blowing service however the client needs and wants. That ear-to-ear grin that only comes from a next-level out of this world sexual encounter or maybe from just being the someone they need at the time, and its the service providers’ responsibility to make sure that happens seamlessly. How an Escort delivers a service or what they do or don’t offer is entirely up to the Escort, and there is only a vague rule book for this so I think its time the Punters, Gentlemen and Clients combined, get to have a say. Time and time again I hear stories from clients about being scammed by catfishes or phishing sites, or walking into see someone who matched their profile photos but were hosting from something that made them feel like they needed a disinfectant bath as soon as they walked out the door. None of that adds fulfilment or helps alleviate stress. Its the little things that we do that go unnoticed if its done, or it’s definitely noticed if its not done that can make the difference to the overall experience. Quite a number of my regular clients are aware I have CDO when it comes to delivering a perfect service (OCD in alphabetical order for those who don’t know), and I feel like I failed my clients if the little things aren’t done like having a little sweets bowl next to the bed with mints, having bed linen ironed, making sure a forensic team could go over the place and not find one trace of anyone but myself. Making sure my guests don’t need to second guess anything so they can relax and get a load off & out and be free of all worries, frustration, stresses or anything else your ball sack has been holding onto. This is your time to be rid of all that, its your pamper time and you deserve to have it without needing to second guess anything. If you want something or want something changed or have it a little different, you need to let your service provider know. We may be Escorts but the best of us are also the complaints & compliments department, the lifeline you need, the laundry & maid service (no extra charge for me wearing the French maids outfit), but I’m also your therapist, confidante, your outlet. Its the one place, aside from home, where you have every right to be yourself without judgement or scrutiny, where you deserve to be worshipped and be acknowledged as an important individual. Where you can really let go and just be you. Some clients just need a quick release and they’re on their way again, cool, I offer a Quickie service. Some clients need an all-round head to toe release to feel whole again, I offer GFE on 3 different levels. Some clients need to balance out their lives, and I offer the more extreme or intense services for that. I’ve also had clients thank me for being able to offer these services, acknowledging they would’ve done something unspeakable had they not come to see me. I applaud those men who made a choice to do what was necessary against their faith or against personal views and consciously contribute to making the world a better place. Its unknown how many lives both directly and indirectly, are left untouched or are definitely in a better position now for someone having sought an Escort encounter but its definitely a better number than had things gone the other way. I take these moments in my stride, and its certainly far from an easy road making life easier for you but I made a commitment, and I will continue to keep offering the best service I possibly can, to ensure you have the best experience in my attempt to make the world a better place, and while you take the time to read this I have some bed linen to iron

Call Me Dorothy

February 22nd, 2025 by Natalie Beauford

It never ceases to amaze me that no matter where I go or how long I'm away, I always miss the Melbourne weather. Anywhere from Wollongong upwards the weather is all too perfect for me. Yes, the full natural sun tan is great and the fresh air is nice but its monotonous, you wake up and there's nothing to keep you on your toes. Nothing to keep the mind sharp and I think that's the difference in people. Too much sun causes a laid back slower approach to life, whereas here in Melbourne we know we need to beat the weather but that has followed through to racing against a clock with no known time limit. I really just want to find a happy medium somewhere in the middle. A life less hectic, but not so laid back to be percieved as lazy, as long as it has Melbourne weather. I'll post some photos of some of the sights I've seen on my travels to share with you all and definitely glad to be back in Melbourne because there really is no place like home 💜 😚

Grounded In Mackay

February 1st, 2025 by Natalie Beauford

So I woke up this morning to an absolute drenched Mackay and news that the airport had shutdown due to the sudden storm and subsequent flooding. Notethe importance of travel insurance. I sprt of had a chuckle when I thought this place is as wet as my knickers No idea when the airport will repoen and flights will resume, I imagine I'm not the only one worried about the pending weather forecasting more storms heading this way, I do know I've had to postpone my tour to Parkes, NSW hoping only for a couple pf days but who knows.. clientsare waiting and I'm sure they don't want a rain-check, they've waited long enough AsI writethis I can hear the thunder in the distance, its looming on dusk and I still need to race to the supermarket to get a few things amd where is my umbrella? Back in Melbourne.. the one place known world-widefor unpredictable weatherso you think I'd be ised to it and always be prepared.. but nope, not me. Not this time. Nope, I expected lovely, sunny, delightful Queensland weather and maybe get ahead on a full body summer tan.. instead I get wet in the wrong way with no sexual satisfaction. Whoever's in charge of the weather needs to chill and not be so angry and let the sun shine sweetly Thanks in advance for clearing this up and letting us all fly where needed Natalie xx

O'SEAS XMAS SCAMMERS

December 24th, 2024 by Natalie Beauford

Not As Stupid As I Let You Think I Am! So hereI am stuck in the midst ofall the Christmas Eve crowds when I get a call from this number 0285248720 and a male voice on the other end tries telling me he is in town and would like to see me. I ask which town and he tells me Melbourne so I ask him why is he calling off a Sydney landline number (flagged as a scam number) and he tries to convince me he just landed in Melbourne and bought the sim card and is now calling me, I call him out and hang up on him whilehe tries telling me he will get another sim card to call me from. Not even a minute after I end the call and hang upon him, the same guy calls from this number 0285219477 trying to convince me he is in Melbourne and its a Melbourne mobile number.. I have zero tolerance for idiots on a good day so I bluntly tell him to call me froma number not with a Sydney prefix.. both numbers have been blocked and reported as spam through my caller ID app and I thought it best to give heads up that these nuff-nuffs will try and confuse and convince and scam you in the midst of chaos to be mindful and double check each call or blind text.. Stay safe and be merry within responsible limits.. while you will be spending tomorrow with loved ones, I will be eating roast lamb for one and offering appointments with a Christmas bonus and bells on my nipples 😳 🧑🏻‍🎄 Nat xx

My Little Advent Calendar Gift To You

December 11th, 2024 by Natalie Beauford

So its silly season again.. I swear it was Christmas last week.. and it means that people lose their wits, become all 'covid toilet-paper' in the last minute rush to buy gifts for family they never spend time with, roads are chaotic and fuck knows why the local council shires all decide its a great time for extra roadworks.. all this extra stress puts a toll on you. You become exhausted and drained (not in a good way) and you're itching for the work break up party and a couple days off to get extra merry and battle a hangover on boxing day (Vitamic C helps immensely) so in amongst it all I thought I'd do an advent calendar of sorts with new services being added to my extensive list of satisfying services The first is Mini Elite - 2 options from the Elite list for 20min or 3 options for 30min The second is 10% off rates 30min+ for a limited time Stay tuned for more gifts as the Christmas countdown continues

It's That Time Again

November 9th, 2024 by Natalie Beauford

....gahhh I could think of at least a half dozen other ways to be spending my down time but its one of those things that if I don't do it, you will most definitely notice that it needs to be done. So tell me why it is that when I do it (and I definitely do it well...) that you never notice? Because its for your better enjoyment, that's why. There's a simple method to madness that applies here. The closest I came to anyone noticing was a "I'm loving your new towels Nat, love the colour choice. So much better than the standard white, black or blue ones)" followed by a " I'm pretty sure this girl I saw once used the ones her Mum had for the dog so I bailed" from someone else, but neither noticed the time and effort spent in ironing all the sets of bed linen and bed covers, bathrobes, towels & wash cloths. Yes, if I'm short for time or had another argument with the clothes dryer (I'm getting better at accepting I lose arguments with inanimate objects) then yes I will iron them once the bed is made but geez guys.. lets not get pushy about why I can answer the phone yet not be 'available right now'. I am making my little office a perfect haven to release your stress and get all of your angst out of balls without the frills amd flowers. Keeping an on-trend off-load zone requires a little background work mixed with a lot of effort so for now if anyone wants me, I'll bemaking friends with the washing machine

Responsibilities & Awareness

September 18th, 2024 by Natalie Beauford

I'm really not sure how to go about writing this but here goes something.... As an escort, I get up close and right into your personal space, I spend significant time getting to know you and what you like, I get to know your body and all its individual uniqueness that makes up you. I also have spent a lot of time around men's appendage and as much as they are unique to the individual, they are also very much the same This is where it becomes a touchy but very real yet delicate responsibility of mine. The majority of the population are aware that should one notice any difference or changes of the skin surface, that one should seek medical advice for melanoma or skin cancers, but what of the more delicate regions. I find it of upmost importance for men to be aware of their own bodies, and the same for women, to regularly check for anything that doesn't feel right or is different from what it used to be like. It could be as simple as the skin on the scrotum is a lot tighter in a particular area or a little beanbag bead-sized lump hiding behind the testes. I feel like I would be irresponsible to not make mention of it if it were something I noticed, which can make for an awkward conversation if we'd only just met.. "Hi I'm Natalie, by the way did I felt an odd lump when I licked your balls" but so many men are not aware of having a set of balls until the soldier at the front of the troop is standing hard up at attention ready to shoot his way out of a wet pussy, and on the same hand knowing what freckles or other skin markings look like and mentioning it if over time I notice any changes. Not being a qualified medical practitioner means I can't give medical advice but I can make experienced recommendations. As much as some days it would be nice to just be that slut on her back with legs spread, I have an educated and experienced awareness and my consciousness won't let me ignore if there is something worth mentioning. This is one of the responsibilities I'm not fond of, but I have none the less, and if anything, I hope this brings awareness to you to just go check your best mate for anything different. It only takes 5 minutes and can be done in the car while waiting for the lights to change or in the bathroom at work. It takes less time than drinking a coffee and potentially can save a lot of distress if you notice something early, and if in doubt, see a GP or even your local pharmacy if they have a nurses clinic (I think most of the major chemists offer free nurse appointments) For anyone unsure about how to check, please see the links below and I do offer free appointments for anyone wanting to learn how to check themselves. This is a very real yet not so common topic that needs awareness and should be discussed. https://au.movember.com/story/found-a-lump-on-my-testicle-what-do-i-do?gad_source=1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhojaxF7Rc0 Please note that this blog is completely unrelated to me role playing Nurse Natalie

Thankyou whoever posted my ad in Darwin

August 5th, 2024 by Natalie Beauford

Seems like whoever it was posting my ad in Darwin did me a mad favour.. so far I've now been invited to two different places with all expenses paid, and have a new list of patiently waiting clientele. I really do need to reevaluate my 4 appointments a day policy because there is only one of me and so many brilliant, amazing men to please.. maybe I could run a 10 day week with 36hr days to enable more service availability Thoughts to ponder, break over now back to it - bonus time for the first one who can guess what colour I'm painting my nails (general colour, not exact shade or colour title) Natalie xx

PHISHING SITES ESCORTS BEWARE

March 20th, 2024 by Natalie Beauford

With the advancement of AI, technology is becoming easier to self-manage and escorts are an easy target. There are numerous 'escort' sites popping up all over the place copying advertising from legitimate sites like NaughtyAds but the AI gives a completely different location or using an ad thts weeks old, and the only way to have the ad removed is by signing up to the site and paying either a membership fee or advertising fee. Problem is Escorts, that once you sign up and think problem solved or great for new clientele, you then see the moment you edit or place a new ad on a legitimate site, the phishing site changes their ads for you also Punters please support us legitimate escorts by checking if the site you're on is real. Look for EROS logo or other Australian Adult Industry logo on these pages, just like the ones you find below here on NaughtyAds. If the site looks cheaply made or almost a computer generated basic scroll format, then chances are you're on a site designed with intention to scam money from legitimate escorts, while mimicking them or worse, some sites have been found to be supportive or advertise escorts forced to work in illegal sex trafficking Best way to be sure is stick with NaughtyAds for real escorts with the verified logo Happy Punting Natalie xx

Things I Thank Escorting For

March 8th, 2024 by Natalie Beauford

This is a comical take on some of my experiences and things I've learned over the years that I've been an escort. Some come from good times, others not so great but either way, there have been some memorable moments and once in a lifetime experiences I would never of otherwise had There is no vanilla flavoured sex. There are lubes and condoms in vanilla. A handful is not necessarily everyones handful when it comes to breast size or my attitude toward my outlook on life. The word 'average' does not apply to penis size, however the words 'snug', 'just', 'not a hope in hell will it' and 'are you kidding me, like fuck it will' preceding the word 'fit' are actual penis sizes People can be predictable yet suprising at the same time Melbourne has the shittest weather but I still wouldn't trade it for all the places I've been Melbourne has more adult stores than any other city I've been to, and by far the best stores of any that I've been to Adelaide had the friendliest and most helpful taxi, Uber and Didi drivers, and they were the most appreciative of receiving a tip Brisbane is too laid back and like sparkly glittery shit. Glitter can still be found in lingerie you didn't wear in Brisbane 6 months later Sydney self segregates which only divides itself There are whole suburbs in different cities that don't even sell bacon. Bacon in my opinion is its own food group and a major food group all in one Investing in good luggage is a well spent investment Having multi-use items is a well spent investment Buying lingerie is not a well spent investment but it is tax deductable 2 hours sleep to catch up on nearly 2 weeks of minimal broken sleep is not advisable but is possible Coffee helps Don't leave the house without checking mascara and lipstick Finding bbq cleaner is the secret to getting silicone stains out of linen , lingerie and clothes without damaging fabric and quicker than soaking Don't mix up personal and work phone numbers Coffee in the morning is a smart move Everyone you meet is not the last person you met, and deserves to be taken on face value and be respected. However the persons behaviour and character should decide whether they are worthy of your time and presence Coffee is sooooo underappreciated A phone call conversation can tell you so much about the character of ones self Penises are their own person and have their own personality, learn to communicate with them There is no place like home Did I mention coffee? A cuppa tea is more likely to perk you up than coffee Don't wear my heart on my sleeve Eat where truck drivers recommend. They know and appreciate a good hearty well-cooked meal so trust them on this Fishnets actually keep your legs warmer than stockings which is illogical but factual ..to be continued

**PUNTER ETIQUETTE**

May 28th, 2023 by Natalie Beauford

PUNTER ETIQUETTE & MANNERS I'm writing this blog today directed for what I wish was the minority of all you punters out there. Manners are not only using the words please & thankyou, or excuse me. Manners are not a complex mathematical scientical engineering equation, they are free to use, free to display, show true charcter and morals, define ones self. They can give gratification, show appreciation and respect. Respect, courtesy, patience and common decency are also manners. The manner in which we behave shows our true self. Courtesy would be letting your chosen lady know that you will not be attending your appointment, please have patience when waiting for your chosen lady to respond to a call or message - she might be getting herself ready, she might be dedicating her present time to someone or she may be trying on some very sexy lingerie so she can wear it for you when she presents herself. So please do not send rude "????" texts, I personally find them distasteful and inconsiderate of my working hard in my profession, and you will most likely (when sent to me) be politely told you are not the kind of punter I accept as a guest, thankyou for the time taken to have messaged and I wish you well in your punting elsewhere. However, a gentleman who shows distinguished manners will find himself favoured and possibly even prioritised should another punters preferred time overlap. He might possibly recieve extra time or a discount maybe, however it may be, his well-mannered nature will not go unnoticed. It does not take much effort at all to be chivalrous and noble, and behave in a mature manner tantrum-free, and I can not stress this enough that our manners reflect who we are, and do reflect upon those around us. I encourage patient, compassionate & respectful behaviour, the same as you wish to recieve, along with the due care I give to you, and to my remarkable, spunky, handsome & well-mannered punters.. Thankyou! Its the little things that matter, so do not underestimate the importance of good manners! ♥ï¸ Natalie xx

Sleep is sooooo underappreciated

February 12th, 2024 by Natalie Beauford

Last night, for the first night since I don't know when, I actually had a solid, went to bed before midnight and slept close to 8 hours sleep. I can not begin to tell you how much difference it made to me waking up, instantly I noticed my body felt good, like really good - no aches, no stiff anything (sadly I woke up alone so no stiff anything 😞), I was alert before coffe so my decision making and brain to body functionallity was at its peak - no spilling my coffee this morning, winning!! Seriously though, until today, I never really valued a good nights' sleep and I am definitely looking forward to my next one. I've decided to set time aside each week for a night of phones off and no early appointments because I now believe what they say about needing a proper sleep. I've always been a workaholic, and sleep was usualy the first of my sacrifices but now I will change it to a priority and will be something I am looking forward to!

This Is For You

April 2nd, 2023 by Natalie Beauford

A Shoutout To All You Sexy Genuine Peeps Here's to the ones who don't waste our time, who genuinely appreciate our trade, our craft of you will.. our efforts to satisfy you and keep you happy after our time together. You are the reason I continue to put in effort in my daily duties, you are the reason I wake feeling devious amd the reason I'm dripping wet right now.. Thankyou

WARNING - CONTENT WILL MOST LIKELY OFFEND YOU

December 24th, 2023 by Natalie Beauford

Merry Fckn Sexmas and bah-fckn-humbug. I hope all you idiots who think ots ok to fuck people around have a happy & joyous day because I'd rather be. Instead I chose to stay here and offer services to those of you who value great service, and deserve it. For the rest of you.. all thise scammers and fake profiles and bitches who rip you off and f*ck you over? Have a re-think how they came to be. Personally I wish I could change this profession back to they way it used to be - ladies knowing why and how to offer true services. Knowing the true history of this craft. It is an aquired skill that isn't easily taught and certainly even harder again to teach ladies how to service weary men. I'm often asked how long I've been doing this why I do it and the truth is nearly all my life and to make a difference for the better. Its far from easy and always unpredictable. Its probably one of the most stressful careers known to man. I'm not doing this to make a quick buck or to roll someone. I do this so a husband goes home a better, happier husband. To boost serotonin in a gentleman who may be depressed and needs something to smile about. To give relief to the guy who is a workaholic and falls asleep as soon as he gets home. Ultimately, to make the world a better place

AUGUST - NATIONAL TIME WASTER GHOSTING MONTH

August 26th, 2023 by Natalie Beauford

Having spoken to fellow working guys n gals, it seems to be a common theme this month for fake bookings or people who turn up and claim you are not ythe same as your ohotos on your profile, then procede to show you a completely different NaughtyAds profile then leave after you show them your profile. I don't get it, on one hand you have people complain that they've turned up to find the peerson is not the same as the ad but then when you are the same as your ad, they pretend they tried booking someone else - who's not even in the same state! Grrr so fristrating.. I really am beginning to see how good women turn nasty after having little aptience for this sort of juvenile behaviour. Seriously, if you're man enough to book, at least have the balls to follow through with the appointment otherwise childish behaviour will be treated as such, and you'll be told to go home to your Mother. Only real men need servicing, they know what they want and I know how to service with passion

ANY REAL PUNTERS LEFT?

July 13th, 2023 by Natalie Beauford

I've heard many stories from people about negative experiences when having made a booking and arriving only to find the person in the profile is not the same person or worse, having been assaulted by surprise visitors, have been robbed, rolled and worse. Understandably it leaves a bad taste for these punters and unfortunately I'm finding an increasing number of Punters' retaliating on legitimate girls like me, creating an unpleasant experience for all, and the only result is the continuation of a nasty circle. Where does it end? I take each new Punter on face value, yet so many have no consideration for the negative impact they have when making appointments for outcalls to fake booking address, or book an incall only to not show up but still message as if they're coming or 'just parking the car' or my latest favorite (denote sarcasm) is telling me they are waiting in at reception for me when I am the only one there. All it does is create negative energy when there is absolutely no need. Speaking just for myself but knowing the effort I put in to give an outstanding experience only to be let down by shameful Punters with no second thought that they could be a contributing cause to another Punter having a ghastly & horrible experience. I am all about you having a great amazing experience with me whether it be you wanting to try a new kink or continue a BDSM partnership or just be pampered fully with massage & sexual pleasures. It doesn't take much effort to be decent, genuine and a legitimate Punter. Its also not fair that I need to make up the slack for the fake bitches who let you down. Lets make love not war. I try to be as reasonable as possible, I try to help and happy to come up with a solution when it comes to time or location, don't let my efforts be in vain

This Is A Shoutout To You

March 28th, 2023 by Natalie Beauford

This shout-out is for all you sexy, spunky hunks that visit with me, and I want to say a very big welcome to my first blog post, and thankyou for being you!! You deserve a bonus on your next visit - remind me that you read about the bonus here in-case I'm so caught up with the rest of our visit that I forget *ahhh face-palm!* So many of you have told of the horror encounters, the scammers and the 'not even the same person as her photo' stories and I am glad you find solace and are relieved that I am genuinely me, I am also sorry that so many abuse the oldest and most widely accepted industry in the world. There really aught to be a name & shame site for those fakes, the ones who give this industry a bed reputation, and who make it so much harder for us genuine ladies. I don't understand what benefit anyone can gain from such negative behavior, I am however, proud and humbled when I can give you pure bliss and take you to that orgasmic world of ecstasy, and see you leave blissfully relaxed, & floating on cloud nine!! I do love hearing how one visit can change the world of not just you, but those around you purely for your elated mood, so I want to say thanks for allowing me to help make this better world possible because I never dreamt that making one man happy would have such an impact on the wider community, let alone all for the better, but I guess I learnt something unexpected and couldn't be more proud So cheers to you for allowing me to help make a better World possible!! Natalie xx