LEXX'S 2026 SUMMER TIME MADNESS SALE
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I’ve had an epiphany again!
Either that or I have finally gone mad.
LEXX’S 2026 SUMMER TIME MADNESS SALE!
$197.36/hr. Full Service.
*Travel & accommodation not included.
Other expenses may apply.
I was going to take a break early and remove my ads for a few months to work on personal aspects of my life. Business has also been slow these last couple years as my focus has been on my personal life more than business life. But then I got a new full-time job. It’s a cool job, but not for everyone type of job. Good money if you know what you’re doing. That’s all you need to know about my job.
Now this job pays less than $100 an hour. Just like most jobs……
So I thought, “Hang on, I’m doing this shit (my new job) for less than $100/hr, would I be an escort for the same price and same pay if escorting truly is what I want to do?”
It is common knowledge that a lot of escorts also have full-time careers and personal lives outside of this industry, so why charge exuberant amounts of money for the job you ‘love’ if it means you’re still going to have to work a job you don’t like. In a world where money is apparently evil, a world where we should be chasing our ‘passions’, where we should be working in the field that ‘completes us’; would it not make sense to bring your prices down substantially in order to replace the current job you have that you dislike, with a job that fulfills your soul and a line of work that is ‘meaningful’. And with only about 5% of Australians being able to charge $90+ an hour due to their skill level, would it only be fair & equal for sex workers to also only charge that price because of the ‘love’, ‘passion’, and true enthusiasm for this line of work. I have heard a handful of well-known providers talk about how their day-to-day job pays substantially more than their sex work businesses.
Do you seriously consider yourself more intelligent & valuable to society then a surgeon, doctor, a plumber, an electrician, a good psychologist, a fire fighter – mind you all they do is save cats from trees. I mean seriously, how many ‘gentlemen’ (male escorts) could actually give their clients a high-quality massage? As someone who has been in the industry for the good part of five years now I have a healthy understanding for the myriads of reasons such high price tags are attached to our industry superstars. After all, I know my prices will rise again. To show up as someone your clients need, want & desire takes a little bit of preparation, even to become Lexx takes the good part of an hour or two. High-quality escorts have to be people of the world, we sometimes act as councillors, sometimes we act as a flirtish flings, sometimes we are healers, we must keep up the appearances or intelligence that made you desire us in the first place, we have to learn & remember your interests & disinterests, sometimes we must be incognito as we mingle in groups settings, and we most certainly have to be confident leading a comfortable, enjoyable, consensual, sexy time in the bedroom, living room, bathroom, elevator. It takes a bit of work to be a high-quality escort.
So rather than take a break, I am giving Australian women & couples an affordable opportunity to experience what a high-quality male escort should be like at just a fraction of the price.
LEXX’S 2026 SUMMERTIME MADNESS SALE
FULL SERVICE.
JUST $197.36 /HR
- SAME SERVICES.
- SAME QAULITY.
- EASY MULTI-HOUR PAYMENT STRUCTURE.
- HOURLY EROTIC MASSAGE INCLUDED.
- ON GOING ARRANGMENTS ALLOWED.
*Should you desire an extended service of magic where I make pink elephants fall from the sky I can still accommodate that.
To be considered seriously, introduce yourself and tell me about the service(s) you desire with a little bit of formality please. For example:
Full name: Sarah Macontosh
D.O.B: 23/11/1992
Phone: 0478 888 673
Description & service(s):
Hey Lexx, I at 43 years of age who has been single for a very long time, and would like to hire you for a few hours of intimacy. I don’t want to rush, maybe we can play a board game or watch a movie first while enjoying a glass of red. When are you available next?
Thank you,
………
Hi Lexx, I’m 54. After years of little intimacy (including good touch) I would like an erotic massage. But do we have to have sex? I might want sex but it has been years since I have had sex and so may just want to leave it with a little bit of fingering.
Thank you,
……….
Hi Lexx, I’m 27 and still a virgin. I’ve always been too nervous, drunk, or something has just made things awkward. I feel embarrassed about it all and have to lie to my friends whenever the topic of sex comes up. Do you accommodate to people like me? What is the booking process? What if I don’t want to do it last minute?
Thank you,
………..
Hey Lexx, I am going to be hiring a hotel in x city on y dates. I would like to hire you as a dinner date. Are you available on this date? You said other expenses may apply; what other expenses may apply?
Thank you,
……….
Hey Lexx, I am a 53 year old career driven women. I want a sugar mumma, sugar boy arrangement that includes …….. Are you able to provide this type of service?
Thank you,
………...
Email lexxsoule@gmail.com the booking form below (completed) to make a booking.
Name:
D.O.B:
Phone:
Description & service:
*The 50% non-refundable deposit, portrait photo, and photo ID will be requested to confirm bookings, but are not essential to the initial point of contact.
You’re probably just reading this from Naughty Ads anyway, and so if that is the case just fill out their ‘contact escort’ form with some detail about what you want and need.
Now just because my price is well below the industry male standard does not mean I am selling my soul as a man whore, like I said, I just had an epiphany. I always have & always will request adequate ID, this is a small safety measure I put in place. The better & more concise your first message is the more likely I am to reply, and the better I can assist & accommodate to what you need & want.
My services are not for everyone:
I’m still 100% straight so only women, heterosexual & lesbian couples wanting the inclusion of a third can hire me.
I am not skilled in disability work and so while I have the emotional intelligence to work with some disabilities this is not a strength of mine. Just ask if you have any queries germane to this topic.
Sad sacks of shit! You’re paying good money to enjoy your time with me. Conversations may veer towards sensitive topics such as your trauma’s and hurt with the world, we all have scars & memories we wish didn’t exist. I can hold a comfortable space for you, confer with you at whatever depth you feel comfortable, I’m not afraid of these conversations or tears because my personal life has had its fair share of hurt that allows me to empathise with you. It is also because of the hurt from my personal life that I suggest enjoying your time with me and getting the most mirth possible.
Women that hate men! If you hate men, I am not the escort for you. Just like the previous comment, you’re here to enjoy your time with me, I’m not your emotional punching bag. I don’t want to go deep into this topic because the right gals will read this & understand exactly what I am saying here.
To conclude here are somethings you must know before hiring:
- 50% non-refundable deposit must be paid before your booking will be confirmed.
- Portrait photo along with photo ID is a non-negotiable for your booking to be confirmed.
- Out-calls only. Travel & accommodation is at your expense.
- Bookings for 4+ hours include a $250 dinner allowance. Overnight bookings (8+ hours) can include complimentary breakfast.
- Booking in advance at least 48 hours prior to desired is greatly appreciated.
- 2 hour minimum still applies.
So what would you like to do together? Email lexxsoule@gmail.com to let me know.
Thank you for reading.
Kind regards,
L. Soule.
The Perfect Gentleman.
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