The Number One Erotic Massage Experience in The World.

“The best pie in Australia”; “The number one business coach on the coast”; “The best hairdresser in the city”; “The number one manufacturer of xyz product”. We’ve heard it all before, and yet we still fall into the psychological trap of wanting the best. Because after all if given the choice between the best & the worst which one will you choose? That’s right, we all want the best. The best option, the best product, the number one expert, the sexiest partner, the smartest mind, the kindest soul. And while the best can be subjective at times, for example the sexiest person to one person, may be mediocre to another. The number one expert in a particular field may be equal first with about five other experts. The business that offers the best range of a particular product is only the best until you explore the world & find someone or something ‘better’. But one thing is for sure! Lexx Soule does provide THE BEST deep tissue erotic massage on the planet! Yes you're supposed to smile at that comment not snarl.....

While I have only had one client explore this experience so far, and so do not have the largest list of referrals, I have the confidence & professional experience to show you why Lexx Soule has the best, most magical hands to grace your gorgeous body. Not only do I have over three years of professional gentleman experience, but have also worked in a high-end day spa and a couple small massage clinics/ parlours for about one year. As a professional I can not share the where abouts of these places as I am a firm believer that massage therapists & sex workers are two separate trades & while CAN have overlapping components should be recognised and treated differently.

“So what makes Lexx’s experience the greatest? How does Lexx have the Midas Touch? And most of all, how the fuck does Lexx justify me spending $1,775 on a five-hour massage?”

First of all, this is not an experience with an escort or a massage therapist. You are booking an experience with a doctor – an unofficial one, I do not hold a doctorate title. You are hiring a specialist to alleviate tension, stress, and generally tight muscles. General back pain that has been lingering for a few weeks too long, tight hamstrings from the marathon you ran last week, that shoulder that just doesn’t stop pinching, the neck & traps that is tensed from sitting at your computer all day everyday. This means you are treated with the same professionalism you would receive when you visit a respected general massage therapist.

Upon arrival you are greeted with a very well-dressed man, enticing your visual and olfaction senses straight away. Once you have showed me the space in which I will set up the massage table, I will retrieve my table, tools, and resources from the vehicle in which I travelled. Granting your imagination time to hold onto the sight & smell that just graced your sacred space, and ponder what might be to come. During the set up process you will be provided with some fruit to snack on, these things may include: watermelon, strawberries, blueberries, mulberries, pineapple, mango, figs, banana (dried or wet….. sorry, fresh). You are of course welcome to watch the space be created while enjoying said snacks, all I ask is that you do not intervein or offer to help – this is very important for a multitude of reason, and not just health & safety. Why those particular foods you may ask. Because they are arousal inducing, eroticism building, sexual building blocks for your massage. They provide specific vitamins, minerals, and amino acids that support blood flow, hormone production and energy levels. *Information is of a general nature.

After your sacred space has been set, we must have a discussion about what you expect, need, and desire from the session. *Disclaimer, while I can & do offer more sensual, slower, meditative forms of sex that can be linked to tantra sex practices I do not offer tantric sex and there are some limitations:

-       During penetrative intercourse I do not interlock fingers. Though do interlock fingers for various massage techniques.

-       I do not press my entire body weight on you during missionary position, I do not hold you tightly in the seated upright positions like Lotus, face off, and rocking horse.

-       I never use the words beautiful or love to describe you or your body. Instead use words like gorgeous, incredible, delightful, pleasurable, hot, sexy etc.

-       Our feet do not entangle or stay connected for extended periods of time.

-       Our noses do not touch in intimate senses.

-       Undressing in front of me is not allowed.

During this discussion we will discuss any tension, areas of stress, or tight muscles you may have; any possible contraindicators; what pressure you would like during your massage; what words or sexual phrases you are open to & ones you are not comfortable with; any massage techniques you do or do not want; what type of sex you would like at the end – as a professional who does try to steer away from perceived tantric sex, I do always recommend just good fun sex with the inclusion of toys. And like previously stated, while slower more sensual forms of sex can be practiced and enjoyed, the contrast of massage into more casual, faster, and/ or harder forms of sexual intercourse is a really fulfilling, satisfying experience to be had. This discussion basically allows me to give you the exact treatment you need, desire, and want. We go over the treatment notes discussed & I provide you with an outline of how the treatment will look.

Once the discussion has finished, I will lead you back to the sacred space of massage, give you formal instructions of how I would like you to position yourself, and then remove myself from said space for you to undress. Again, please wait until I have left to undress, while I know we will be sharing a naked space together this is just a professional boundary I would really appreciate you following.

Once undressed & draped to the best of your ability & ready I will re-enter & begin the opening ceremony. Yes, you are draped professionally, comfortably, securely, and of course at times, a little seductively. Trust me ladies, there will be plenty of time for you to showcase your incredible sculptures in their entire nakedness. Though obviously if the towel somehow fell off of you during this initial process then I will just have to pick it up and drape you myself x.

Here is where my secrets lie & the magic happens, and for that reason will not publicly share how I do what I do. We have 3 hours together to treat and pleasure your mind, body, and soul. During the treatment I will communicate with you about the pressure, your mental state, comfortability, and pleasure. 

At the conclusion of the treatment, we join each other for a small personalised tea ceremony. A grounding part of the experience that can be enjoyed with quite talk or in the silence of ambient music.

NOW! The finishing touch.

Maybe you have already found the itinerary of this massage experience on one of my advertising profiles (Scarlet Blue or Naughty Ads). You may see that the itinerary equates to four and a half hours, while the whole experience advertises as five hours. This has been deliberately done to allow a spare thirty minutes throughout the whole booking, and confer a truly relaxing, rejuvenating, and invigorating experience. Should your rendezvous have the luxury of a bath, a bath can be accommodated into the whole five hour booked experience at no extra charge.

I will then pack up my belongings, say my goodbye, and leave.

This is why I have the confidence to back a 100% money back guarantee on this particular service & offer a pay at the completion of booking. Because I know that I provide THE BEST value.

In a world where people expect to just be paid for the hour, I want you to experience the VALUE I bring to each hour.

“So why do you not do this for every other service in your business?”

Because the other packaged experiences & services have costs that can be taken advantaged of a lot more easily, and with people actually refusing to pay sex workers after they provide services I am not willing to run that risk on my entire business. I still expect to see you have the funds before I even begin the set-up process of the rendezvous. People have a distrust in sex workers, and escorts; yet do not understand escorts have a multitude of reasons to have a distrust in the public & clients as well.

NOW, HERE IS ONE MORE THING!

*Just in case this wasn’t appealing enough.

Here’s how you know that I provide real genuine value, and am not just a money thieving charlatan.

You may see the 16-hour overnight special available on my profile. How pleased would you be to know that you could hire me for a 16 hour overnight special and include the full 5-hour erotic massage experience to that booking COMPLETELY FREE! Yes, you are reading that correctly!

Dinner, breakfast, massage, sex, and romance on me.

So this is why I back the claim of providing ‘THE WORLDS BEST EROTIC MASSAGE’. Because I am almost certain you will not experience anything like it anywhere else.

 This is more than just a massage, this is more than just eroticism, this is the mind, body, and soul experience you have been waiting for.

Thank you for reading,

Mr. L.Soule