A fun day in my mind and thoughts
ShareToday I started my day when I was woken up to voices that seemed to be coming from inside my place. I live alone, so was for a moment a little spooky. I sleep naked as I'm sure mostly everyone does, I grabbed the sheetz sat up and heard them say "should we close her door, we need to check the smoke alarm in there, best day at work ever, and she just said she wasn't home and to come straight in, we should say they are broken so we can come back".
Even more confused I (like all silly women in a horror movie) yelled out "hello" nothing.
Maybe I imagined it and layed back .a few minutes pass and then I hear "sorry hon, we didn't know anyone would be home. We are here to check your smoke alarms",
I jumped up startled "um aren't I meant to be informed? " an email was sent and we just replied to our text that you aren't home.
Now I'm even more confused, No I didn't get an email or text, are you sure you're not mistaken?
He says are you ........ ...... ? And this is apartment 15?
I say no, neither.... Now they are stressing saying fuck shit we are so sorry. I get up still in sheet, and came out and said can I see the paperwork or email? They show me and the 1 has been a little smudged, seems like it says 5. So weird and not sure if I left my door unlocked or now know I need to change my locks incase the key opened mine.
I sigh and say fuck... Mistakes happen. They apologise and all bright red faced. I say you can go now. One of them says are you single. I said yes I am. He asks would I like to go on a date or get a drink I said sure.. give me your phone, he does. I look up my profile and say call me soon, have a great day. Handed the phone back and closed my door.
Sitting here now 10 hours later, I get a text on my work phone asking am I available. I reply yes babe have you looked at my profile? And ask for more details name, age, time date how long etc where? Text reply with all details and then another text says, it's me the fire alarm guy. Haha omg anyway happy ending he's booked me for 2 hours tomorrow haha.
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