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Female Escort in Sunshine Coast
Written on May 20th, 2022
We Need to Talk About Your Happiness. April’s The Answer
from Unrekt Pyrate
Excuse me, but does my tongue taste funny to you?
Seems its getting rarer these days to meet someone truly remarkable and unforgettable. She lights up the room as she walks in. You are captivated when she winks at you, gives a cheeky grin and puts you under her spell. Be still my beating heart, don’t fall for that one again, oh no its too late.
What’s a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this? Well stick around Mr Clever dick and I’ll tell you. Wait…wut a woman with sex appeal and a beautiful mind there must be a catch this doesn’t happen in real life. Besides I’m happier when I have really low expectations all these other bitches reckon they’re all that and a bag of chips lolz. Righto she’s good enough for this black duck or are you still not convinced?
April is strong brave and courageous. An inspiration to all who cross her path. She is truly amazing. I’d much rather keep that to myself but there is beauty and magic around her that’s better shared with those who seek self-healing, a most noble human endeavour.
A coach to happyland you say? Good now you just lie flat on your back and do what the nice pirate tells ya. It’ll only takes me 5 minutes.
Female Escort in Hobart
Written on May 5th, 2022
6 / 5 !!! Sensational beautiful lady!!!
from John Peterson
Sensational Lady! You will not regret it!
I was fortunate enough to spend a couple of wonderful hours with Aqua Marine in Hobart. The booking was GFE and it was superb. She is a beautiful and sexy woman. I have anxiety and was a little nervous about this situation but I needn’t have worried. I was completely comfortable thanks to Aqua’s demeanour. The only regret I have is not spending more time with her. I have no hesitation in recommending Aqua and look forward to seeing her again in the future.
Female Escort in Sydney
Written on April 18th, 2022
from Mike Bogdanovski
I went from one side of sydney to the other thinking I'm getting what's on the pictures, but no.
2 horrors come out and try to convince me to have sex with them.
I laught and said if you were giving it to me for free I wouldn't take you
Female Escort in Darwin
Written on March 19th, 2022
Shelby Lee is the greatest ❤️
I've never reviewed anyone before so excuse the clumsiness of this......
Now what can I say about my encounter with a real life "goddess" which some may say is over exaggeration but I say it's the word that doesn't give the woman justice the only other name I can give her is "Angel" with a dirty mind, wicked attitude but so down to earth she was my friend after 5 mins of meeting her! Thank u Shelby was the best time I've ever had and now u have a number 1 fan "I give thanks to u for rocking my world" please don't ever change my "Angel"
Female Escort in Gold Coast
Written on March 10th, 2022
from Mike McPatrick
This place is an absolute hustle. Woman is twice as old and 3 times the size of the picture, constantly asking for tips before even providing a minutes service. Annoying and should be put out of business. Awful
Female Escort in Chandlers Hill, Adelaide
Written on February 10th, 2022
No show, twice.
from Jellyfish Dancer
I organised to meet with this lady twice, she asks for you to drive to Hub Drive, Aberfoyle Park and message her when you are there.
The first time, she requested an extra five minutes - not a problem. Then 15 minutes later she had an unexpected visitor and could not see me.
The second time, I waited on Hub Drive for half an hour and after a few texts & calls that went unanswered, I left.
Imagine if the shoe was on the other foot?
Highly recommend not wasting your time.
Female Escort in Endeavour Hills, 3802 VIC
Written on February 3rd, 2022
Dodgy fake ad stay clear
from John Jones
Dodgy fake operator. Made a booking, got to the day prior and decides she will add more money on to the price because she can’t explain how she will give oral to a woman and a man in a couple booking. Due to her lack of clarity around her services that will be provided the booking was cancelled one day prior. Save your money and spend more on another girl as the size and quality of the brain behind the woman seems to be in direct proportion to her asking price
Female Escort in Lysterfield, Melbourne
Written on February 3rd, 2022
Fake ad money extractor
from John Jones
Fake profile. No wonder I’m the only review. Don’t waste your time here. Services not provided as advertised, agreed inclusions for a price will be changed and when you cancel the day prior due to her dodgy behaviour she will have a whinge about you in the escorts private message group
Male Escort in Melbourne
Written on January 31st, 2022
Alex was friendly
from Grace Bellie
I enjoyed the conversation more than the sex. I am very hard to please and didn't really feel satisfied felt more like I was satisfying him than myself and paying for it. I don't like (people) going down on me and felt a bit forced to get his d*CK hard. Killed the mood a bit and made things awkward. I also had my P*ssy in pain from the lube he used. I think he has the ability to learn and be wonderful but definitely not for me. Wish him nothing but the best but make sure you do research to find your right fit, it isn't a one size fits all vibe.
Trans Escort in Marion, Adelaide
Written on January 29th, 2022
Amazing adventure with Anja
from Lee roy
I recently saw Anja and was blown away in more ways than 1!
Very sexy and kinky so friendly in every way
All round a most excellent service and a wonderul time I highly recommend her