About Me

*CALL OUT ONLY* *UPFRONT CASH AT THE DOOR ONLY* *I AM EVERY INCH A FULL BLOODED AUSSIE MAN WHO CARES*

HIGHLY TRAINED AND EXPERIENCED TALENTED PROFESSIONAL TRADESMAN WITH OVER 35 YEARS SALON/MOBILE TRUSTED EXPERIENCE

ENJOY MY UNIQUE HEAD TO TOE PAMPERING OF YOUR BODY WHERE NO DETAIL IS OVER LOOKED. AS A HIGHLY TRAINED PRO HAIRDRESSER WITH DECADES OF SALON/MOBILE EXPERIENCE I CAN DETAIL YOUR WHOLE BODY WITH A QUALITY ENGINEERED HAIRCUT AND DETAILED BODY HAIR SHAVE. BE TREATED LIKE ROYALTY IN THE PRIVACY OF YOUR OWN HOME BY A PROFESSIONAL AND SAVE SERIOUS MONEY WITHOUT THE EXPENSIVE OVERHEADS OF A CALL-IN SALON SERVICE. NOBODY IS OFFERING THIS, LET ALONE WITH MY QUALIFICATIONS, LET ALONE AT THIS PRICE. SAVE AND ENJOY THE EXPERIENCE LIKE NONE OTHER OUT THERE! WITH MY PROFESSIONAL TOOLS I CAN SAFELY REACH PLACES YOU CAN'T FOR A PROFESSIONAL FINISH WITHOUT THE CRAZY HIGH PRICE/PAIN OR INJURY. THIS SERVICE IS VERY POPULAR WITH REPEAT CUSTOMERS BECAUSE IT'S DONE IN THE PRIVACY OF YOUR OWN HOME WHERE YOU CAN WEAR AS MUCH OR AS LITTLE AS YOU WANT AND KNOW THAT YOU'RE IN GOOD, STRONG PROFESSIONAL HANDS FOR A VERY ENJOYABLE EXPERIENCE AS I MASSAGE THE HAIRS AWAY LIKE MAGIC AS NOTHING IS OVERLOOKED MAKING SURE YOU'RE TOTALLY HAPPY BEFORE I LEAVE. AND AS A PROFESSIONAL HAIRDRESSER I'M RADICALLY OVER QUALIFIED TO DO THIS BUT AS IT MAKES PEOPLE SO HAPPY THE WAY I DO IT, IT'S BECOME AN IMPORTANT PART OF THE SERVICE I OFFER.

NEW SERVICE: DUE TO REQUESTS I NOW HAVE AVAILABLE WATER HYDRO THERAPY/EXERCISE/MASSAGE PACKAGES AVAILABLE TO A VERY LIMITED NUMBER OF PEOPLE. COME AND SWIM WITH A ONCE CHAMPION SWIMMER AND GET FIT WHILE HAVING FUN AND BEING TREATED LIKE ROYALTY WITH A FULL BODY MASSAGE AFTERWARDS - THERE'S NOTHING LIKE IT OUT THERE. THIS HAS PROVED HIGHLY SUCCESSFUL AND POPULAR WITH NEW PEOPLE SIGNING UP. MY PACKAGE OFFERS YOU MUCH MORE BANG FOR YOUR BUCK AND I ASSURE YOU THAT YOU'LL HAVE A GREAT TIME WITH ME GETTING FIT UNLIKE ANY OTHER OUT THERE AVAILABLE TO THE COMMON PERSON WITHOUT SPENDING SERIOUS MONEY.

MEN, WOMEN, COUPLES CAN NOW ALL BENEFIT FROM AN ALL IN ONE CALL OUT ONLY SERVICE THEY CAN AFFORD. I DON'T DISCRIMINATE AND CARE FOR EVERYONE.

GENUINELY INTENSE SESSIONS TO LEAVE YOUR HEAD SPINNING AND BLOWN AWAY WITH MY MULTI-SKILLED TALENTS!

G'day Everyone,

I'm a 6'2" easy on the eye, highly qualified, trusted, Police and Working with Children checked, proven, security and health checked, honest and hard working, very clean and friendly tradesman discreetly making house calls for your total privacy for over 35 years and doing an "Amazing!", "Wonderful!", "Incredible!" "God send!", "Gift from God!" service that has "Blown away!" my regular customers. My rare qualities allow me to take you places you've never been before as I hear this and much more all the time and I must admit it's great to know it's so well appreciated! Many would remember me from Gumtree before it closed and we all had to come here as there is nowhere else to go :) For those who keep asking, yes I have fathered 5 children naturally to couples for free who couldn't have them with a 6th planned after Xmas and expect to complete the 10 legal limit allowed in Victoria by the end of next year.

I offer a huge price saving you won't find anywhere else with prices only possible with my mobile business experience all over Melbourne. My qualifications allowed me to create this unique service giving you the ultimate massage experience at unheard of prices so everyone can be treated like royalty for a day on my very comfy professional massage table and equipment that is unlike any out there for total immersion - prepare to be impressed!

# Couples can breathe a whole new dimension into their relationships by sharing your massage time with your partner for a "2 for 1" offer which proved to be incredibly successful as it does wonders for stressed relationships that have lost their spark and want that original excitement back again once all that stress has left both bodies.

# For people who cannot host, I often suggest that you could try a mate or a partner's place or even a hotel if you're traveling. This way everyone wins and nobody has to miss out. I'm sorry I can't host here but hopefully this suggestion will help good folks out.

# Best results are when freshly showered and friendly, covid free/safe/sane/drug/alchahol free without any pre-existing health/skin/mental conditions and plenty of quiet time to yourself. I do thorough body tissue massage so for medical problems see your GP. Sorry no credit/pics/specs and cash only. Free on-street parking is important as I carry heavy trade equipment.

# This service is very genuine and privacy/safety are my biggest concerns as I go to great lengths to keep everyone safe and secure which is why I'm getting so many repeat new customers because I'm offering a unique service at unheard prices.

# AS A PROFESSIONAL SERVICE GENUINE CUSTOMERS NEED TO HAVE A CONFIRMED BOOKING WITHIN 5 REPLIES WITH PH/FULL ADDRESS TO DISTINGUISH THEMSELVES FROM FANTASY CHAT TROLLS. SORRY NO PRIVATE NUMBERS. Book with confidence as Naughty Ads protects both of us from fraudulent listings/bookings and any problem numbers will be reported here to warn the other good professionals on this site so BE POLITE people :)

# For same day booking I charge $70 all inclusive to cover traveling costs, but if you can book 24hours in advance I only charge $50. All new customers get the 2 hour all inclusive massage for $50 booked (or $70 on the day) as a one time intro FREE offer.

I aim to impress and knock your socks off with what I can do!

# Mention "Energiser Bunny" for free extra benefit to signfy you've read and understood this ad before calling.

Cheers

Monday	By Appointment
Tuesday	By Appointment
Wednesday	By Appointment
Thursday	By Appointment
Friday	By Appointment
Saturday	By Appointment
Sunday	By Appointment

Gender	Male
Category	Body Rubs
In-Call / Out-Call	Out-Call

MAGIC MASSAGE MAN

$50 FULL MASSAGE/HAIRCUT/BODY SHAVE/SWIM CALL OUT BIG PRO TRADIE PACKAGE - BEST VALUE UNIQUE SERVICE OUT THERE WOW!

Starting Price	$50
Hourly Rate	$50