MAGIC MASSAGE MAN

About Me

G'day Naughty Ads Melbourne!

I'm a 6'2" easy on the eye, clean cut fully qualified tradesman masseuse doing men/women/couples for $50 for 1 hour at your location with my professional call out equipment and can put the spark back into your day and back into your relationship :) Partners are welcomed to come join in with the massage for a mind blowing 4 hands experience .

Due to high demand I'm offering this service to help folks during these difficult times of post-covid economic collapse and it's proven very popular.

I'm a jack of all trades and fully multi qualified I've worked for high profile charities and fully police/working with kids checked and raised a lot of money helping worthy causes and made some incredible friends out there over the decades. I've even fathered 10 kids naturally to couples thru word of mouth who couldn't so I must be doing something right :) I don't think you'll find a more genuine/caring hands-on capable guy out there. And yes the tattoos are real and they all disappear under my tradie clothes and only come out when you want them out and one very popular one the ladies enjoy pulling out that even the toughest tattoo guy out there will never do :) And yes I have done a TON of work in front of the cameras, both public and private, so again I must be doing something right to achieve so much. Talk is cheap, but I can back it up.

I'm incredibly discreet and a highly trusted professional who just needs free parking in the street. My appearance is that of a tradesman who's come to do some work as I blend flawlessly in with the neighbourhood, and indeed that's exactly what I do anyway lol.

I've used some Ai photo magic for some fun here but there is one natural photo of me here for you to find :)

All I ask for is friendly/honest/clean/sane/sober/drug free/safe people so I can both save you a fortune and make you incredibly happy and so we both win. I aim to please and you won't be disappointed. I'm well aware nobody is doing this let alone for this price but then I'm here for the long haul and not a fly by nighter with expensive fees and would rather keep my lifetime of good client friends any day.

I do work full time in aged care as well as other professional work which keeps me very busy, so it's important that I only have time to answer genuine callers who give me a name and phone number as I don't have time for troll chats with bored people.

As an added bonus I'm also a highly qualified hairdresser that's clocked the highest of standards working the last near 40 years in salons and mobile, so I can give you a very professional haircut all included for free. This gives you TRULY a head to toe deep relaxation that is out of this world :)

Sorry I can't send pics/personal specs as these pics say should say it all. Text me first and sorry I can't answer private numbers due to scammers.

Feel free to contact and I'll happily answer anything that isn't answered here so you can see for yourself I am indeed the real deal. Spaces are limited so first in first served. As I'm very busy with my full time work when making a booking I can only give 5 replies with a phone number due to the fantasy chat trolls here. Genuine customers only as I work very hard and don't have time for time wasters.

And yes I can do overnight stays with couples (who don't like getting any sleep lol), and are looking for someone they can trust who genuinely cares. There are still good, honest and hard working people out there and you've just found one, so come and join me and prepare to have your socks knocked off with what I can do.

And yes I am available for social company to make you look really good but not for causing a scene with an old boyfriend as my whole thing is to help people and not cause trouble to somebody else which causes them problems for someone else to fix.

And yes I am totally ok with partners who just want to watch me work but strictly no cameras sorry. I operate in a VERY relaxed and no pressure atmosphere and there is no pressure on the partner whatsoever, and typically even the shyest of people feel so relaxed with me that we're all having a great time in no time and everyone comes away feeling a million dollars that simply does not compare with any other service out there for $50 I assure you!

And yes seriously if you just want to catch up and talk I'm extremely successful at helping people with that as well, and again without pressure if you want to go further we can it's up to how you feel, again no pressure. Look around, nobody is doing this, they all "talk" but they don't deliver what the people actually really want not just the physical side, but the actual human mental side of being with someone who genuinely cares and who can actually help and that's where my decades of collective in home/commercial/hospital/aged care experience pays off because I've "seen it all" and that's how I have such a big loyal following because of these skills that someone half my age wouldn't have a clue about or the qualifications.

Have fun, play safe and make the world a better place, and one man can make a difference, and remember the future is what you make of it, so... make it a good one :)

Cheers

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Tuesday	By Appointment
Wednesday	By Appointment
Thursday	By Appointment
Friday	By Appointment
Saturday	By Appointment
Sunday	By Appointment

Gender	Male
Category	Body Rubs
Ethnicity	Caucasian
For	Men, Women, Couples, Transsexuals, Disabled
In-Call / Out-Call	In-Call, Out-Call
Languages	English

Starting Price	$50
Hourly Rate	$50
1 Hour for $50	$50

$50X1HR FULL BODY PROFESSIONAL MASSAGE - CALL OUT ONLY SPECIAL