Melbourne Escorts Directory: Naughty Ads

Melbourne is the second largest city in Australia and has a reputation for being a cultured part of the country. You'll find a lot of local Australian celebrities in Melbourne. People are quite fashion conscious. Food and wine is also a big hit in Melbourne. There are so many great restaurants with such a different variety of cuisine. Whether you are a local or just visiting there will be something new to experience. What better way to do that than with an escort partner for the evening.

Naughty Ads is one to the top escort directories in Melbourne. Many female escorts are using Naughty Ads to reach out to people just like you who are looking for a fun time. Our site is clean and simple to use. We have worked hard to make sure that browsing our site is quick and easy, without sacrificing the essential details you need when making a booking with a private escort. If you aren't here for the female escorts that Melbourne has to offer we recommend filtering to select our trans escorts and male escorts listings.

So what are you going to do with your escort in Melbourne? Perhaps a quiet night together in luxury accommodation? Maybe something a little bit out of the ordinary? Here are a few ideas about planning your time together.

The Thing About Melbourne

Melbourne is a big place. The time of year here will certainly impact how you approach your date. If it's Winter time you'll want to avoid going outside too much. Melbourne can get pretty wet and humid. You probably want to keep those kinds of conditions reserved for the bedroom. Summer is more pleasant for outdoor activities. It can get hot though so dress appropriately. Giving the impact of the weather on any given day, you should be sure to plan any date with your escort rather then trying to surprise her. She may have plans that reach beyond your few hours together and your time together should be respectful of that.

We've put together a few ideas you can explore for the different seasons in Melbourne.

The 4 Seasons In Melbourne

Summer Loving

Some Summer days in Melbourne are going to get over 40 degrees. It's a real heat too and you will know you're outside. To help distract the people of Melbourne from this heat, the city has many annual events that you could plan to attend with your escort.

The Australian Open

Are you into tennis? That's actually a good idea for a roleplaying game for later. The Australian Open is considered the start of the tennis circuit for the year. Starting around mid January and running through till the end there are plenty of women's and men's matches that you could attend. Choose the right escort to attend this sporting event with and you'll have a great afternoon and probably an even better evening.
That's Pretty Hot

They say hot air rises but what is actually hotter? Being up in the air on a hot summer day or walking around on the scorching ground in the heat? The best way to find out is to try both. A hot air balloon ride is something different to treat your escort too. Just make sure she isn't afraid of heights first. A hot air balloon ride starts from around $450 and most rides last around 3 hours. If you want to make things a little more romantic and private you'll need to dig into your pockets a little deeper. We imagine that if you do this right though, the balloon won't be the only thing rising that day.
A Cruisy Day In The Sun

Something a little more affordable but still a great Summer option for a day out in Melbourne is a cruise along the Yarra river. Maybe the escort you are seeing has done this before but it's still a nice way to break up the day and it lets you treat her more like a date and less like an appointment at the dentist. Prices for a trip along the Yarra river vary but usually start around $25 per person.

Autumn In Melbourne

The Melbourne International Comedy Festival

It can get a little cold and wet during a Melbourne Autumn. The city puts on a lot of festivals at this time of year, most of which are hosted indoors. The Melbourne International Comedy Festival is one of the highlights of the season. Usually filled with known and upcoming comedians from the local area and around the world. The event runs for around 3 weeks and prices for entry vary depending on the show you want to see. There is plenty of choice. During your planning discussion with the escort your interested in attending with, try and find a mutually enjoyable act to watch. Pricing is reasonable and varies between $20 and $50 in most cases.
Melbourne Food and Wine Festival

Usually in early March, the Melbourne Food and Wine Festival is another great Autumn event to participate in. What woman doesn't like to be spoiled with food and wine? Remember to stay responsible and do not consume too much alcohol. Ensure that drinking is acceptable with your date and don't assume that she will partake in the drinking. If this choice works for both parties its sure to be a fun day that leads to an even more exciting evening.

Winter Is Coming and That's Not The Only Thing

Just Stay Inside

When it comes to a Melbourne Winter we recommend just keeping it simple and staying inside. If you really want to do something more adventurous, plan a holiday and just get out of there. For those of you who can't just drop everything and take a trip to an exotic island for the weekend there are plenty of luxury accomdation options for you to choose from in Melbourne. The escort you are spending time with will probably appreciate being treated to an evening in a 5 star hotel. QT Melbourne is the number one rated 5 star hotel in Melbourne according to trip advisor and rooms start from just $450 a night. You might be able to find a better deal depending on when you are looking at staying. Crown Towers Melbourne is also a great option, it can be a little more expensive but you have the benefit of being right at the Casino if you feel like some casual gambling with your companion.

We Know How To Put A Spring In Your Step

It's The Time For Exploration

Spring is a great time to be in Melbourne. This is as ideal as the weather conditions will get. It's the perfect time to get out and about and do some exploring with your escort companion. While there will be plenty of time for some intimate exploration together later on, we recommend checking out some of the more renowned spots in Melbourne. Phillip Island is a good one, here you will be able to help get your chosen escort in the mood by softening her up with real life penguins who should be looking for love and settling down themselves. Penguins are a unique animal and if you haven't had a chance to visit them before you should cross this off your bucket list.

How Long Should I Book An Escort For?

This is a great question and one that a lot of punters on Naughty Ads do have. First of all, there is no right or wrong answer. On an escorts profile she will display the arrangements she is comfortable with and what this entails. Some female escorts provide quick 15 minute bookings. Others have minimum times of 2 hours. How long you book for depends on what you are looking for and what the individual provider is comfortable with.

How About An Hour? But What About The Other 58 Minutes?

This is an interesting thought. It really highlights how you need to have the right mindset before you make your booking with your chosen escort. Are you making an appointment with an escort just to have sex or are you looking for a real connection? If you're only interested in getting in and out that's fine, each to their own. Make sure you select an escort that provides the appropriate service. Many of the wonderful ladies in Melbourne offer short services. You'll know how long you need based on your experience of your own endurance. Just pay attention, a short service might not be a full service, often you need to book 20 to 30 minutes of time to receive a full service. Be mindful that your appointment starts from the time you arranged, it includes greetings, showering before and after intercourse and any chatting. You are not guaranteed 30 minutes of amazing sex for making a 30 minute appointment.

Every provider is different because every provider is a person and people are all different. Some escorts may allow "multiple shots&quo;t for appointments that are an hour or longer. That may factor into your decision making. You might also enjoy the before and after parts just as much as the sex itself. Maybe you're a romantic and you like to spend time talking with the escort or just cuddling in bed. Think about how you want to spend your time and make the appropriate choice based on those desires.

But We Only Watched A Movie!

When you make an appointment to see an escort you are booking them for a period of time, not a particular service. If you book an escort for 2 hours and you go and watch the latest Marvel movie don't be surprised if your date hops up and leaves before the end of the film. Your time is up and that is how you chose to spend it. This is why communication is important. Escorts can provide you with the girlfriend experience but at the end of the day they are not in a relationship with you and have no obligations to spend time with you. Just because you booked seats in the best restaurant in Melbourne and paid for everything does not mean that you are getting free time. You should expect to pay for every hour as well as all expenses during your time with an escort. Many escorts begin to discount their rates after the first hour for additional hours and often will have packages available that include dinner. You'll see in those packages things like "2 Hours" or "Dinner + 1 Hour of Play." That's all displayed on their profile to give you an indication of how a package might be structured.

Never negotiate with an escort. If you want to go for dinner for a couple of hours and have an hour of play. That's fine. If she want's $500 for 3 hours then that's what you need to be prepared to pay. Don't ask questions like "can I just pay you $100 for the last hour and shout you the meal?" Escorts are not the homeless. They do not need you to take them out for a meal. You want their company during the meal and you want their company later in the bedroom. Treating them the right way and being a gentlemen about the rate required will lead to a better experience for everyone. One other thing to bear in mind is don't make an appointment for an hour, finish in 15 minutes and ask for a partial refund. Plan ahead and talk to your escort. If you are paying for an hour but she only allows you to finish once and she blows your mind in no time at all - that's OK. Spend the rest of the time relaxing and be appreciative of that no doubt amazing feeling you just experienced. You don't have to run out the door as soon you finish, and that's no way to treat a lady. The more respectful you are the more likely you are to have better and better experiences. Always be polite and use clear communication. These things will help you decide how long to book and with whom.