Top 50 Escorts in Brisbane (May, 2019)

Brisbane is a mix of a relaxed atmosphere with all the trappings of a big city. Many escorts call Brisbane their home and there are also a great selection of Brothels and Strip Clubs particularly around the city itself. Some establishments cater just to gay men, others cater to couples and just men and women of all sorts. If you've never looked in Brisbane for an escort before you might be surprised with just how many different escorts are available to spend time with you. There is a diverse range of ethnicities, women, men and transgender escorts of all shapes and sizes. Escorts that offer the girlfriend experience and others that prefer to provide a pornstar experience. Whatever you are into, we trust that you'll be able to find it on Naughty Ads. Our website is designed to be easy to use. We encourage all escorts that use our website to be clear and concise with the information they list in order to help you make the choice about who to spend your time with easy. Naughty Ads has photo verification to help give you trust in the person you are talking with. We also ask you to treat all escorts with respect when you engage with them. It's the right thing to do and it will also lead to better experiences all around.

If you are visiting or are a local that has no idea how to spend your time on a date with an escort Naughty Ads has put together a few pointers for how best to spend your time with an escort in Brisbane.

A Little Bit About Brisbane

Brisbane is a classic city. There is hotel accommodation, night life in the form of pubs, nightclubs adult entertainment and more. There are some great places to eat in the city but they aren't always in the most obvious spots. Surrounding suburbs like West End and South Bank have some great attractions and dining options. These areas are worth as much a look at as the city itself when you are planning your escort interlude. Weather in Brisbane is good most of the year. It can get a little wet during the winter and it gets noticeably hot during the summer. There's plenty of options to handle the conditions and plenty to help get you and your escort for the evening in the right mood.

3 Things We Know Escorts Hate

Dumb Questions and Short Texts

At Naughty Ads we are pretty involved on social media and we follow a lot of Brisbane escorts online. Every day we'll see a few posts where an escort is venting frustration about a 3 word text like "R U Available?" or complaining about being asked if they provide a certain service. What's the big deal you ask? Well these aren't one off issues. Escorts in Brisbane are getting this every day. Punters just like you are not bothering to read their profiles on sites like Naughty Ads and just going straight for the phone number. They aren't approaching the situation with any etiquette at all, assuming they can just send a text and 15 minutes later be bedding the girl of their dreams. Understanding how frustrating that must be should help you understand why presenting good communication and spending time reading profiles is so important. Also you should understand that this isn't going to guarantee you any brownie points either. The thing is that communicating with an escort according to their wishes and reading through their entire profile is something you should always do before making an appointment. You aren't doing them any favours by just doing that. Brownie points come from reading the profile and finding out what their favourite lingerie is, or their favourite perfume and bring that along for your date. The point is, don't send three word texts to an escort, you will not be taken seriously. Don't ask questions without showing you are serious about an appointment and make sure it's not something that has already been answered on their profile first.
Bad Personal Hygiene

Why you would think it's OK to rock up to see an escort without having cleaned yourself and put some effort into your appearance is something we don't get here at Naughty Ads. You're going to go and spend some time with a woman. It's planned that things will get intimate. Is your fetish to revolt your sexual partner? If so, you should discuss this with the escort before your appointment. Let her know that you don't like to shower or brush your teeth before sex so she can let you know not to bother talking to her ever again. I wonder how aroused a woman gets when a man they've never met before comes around for a naughty visit smelling of the days sweat and leaving dirty handprints on her door handles? Probably not very aroused at all. Sure she could send you into the shower, which she will do anyway, but why is she even putting in time with you at all? What would you do in her shoes? Grooming yourself before a date is pretty easy. Our advice is jump in the shower an hour before your date if possible, otherwise the earliest possible time. If it's been a little while since a shower spray some cologne so you at least smell nice. There are not many situations in life where you can't get to a sink to soap and wash your hands. Brush your teeth and at worst have some breath mints. If you have planned in advance to see an escort, you should have a toothbrush and toothpaste on you. It's easy to be discrete with these small items and if you need to keep things hidden from anyone this can actually make the whole experience more exciting for you. Don't expect an escort to have these kinds of toiletries available for you. It's possible she may have some things, she'll almost certainly have a clean towel for example, but you should plan for the worst case and be prepared. Now imagine turning up to see an escort, she opens the door, you smell great, you look clean. You've been respectful. Great, all of a sudden everyone is in a much better mood for fun.
Long Conversations before the date

When you go to work you're getting paid for your time doing the job. Seeing an escort is similar in that their time is worth money. These women have chosen to share their time with others in exchange for financial conversation. One of the most common complaints we see stem from a lack of respect for an escorts time. Engaging in lengthy conversations that involve lots of back and forth and strange requests is a good way to frustrate a potential date. Every message you send an escort probably takes 30 seconds to read, another 30 seconds to think about and the same amount of time to send a reply. Keep doing this for long enough and all of a suden 30 texts later almost an hour of time has passed. That's time that the escort has spent with you that she hasn't been paid for. You might want to justify this questioning and verification procedure by saying, "well there are a lot of scammers out there." Actually it's very hard to get scammed by an escort. If you arrive at an arranged appointment and the person who greets you is not what they portrayed in images you can just walk away. Sure it's a little inconvenient for you but it is that easy. At Naughty Ads many escorts choose to verify their profiles with us. This involves sending a picture like a selfie with a verification code written on a piece of paper. This allows us to verify the profile against other images that are visible on the same profile. If you see a profile with the profile verified label, you don't need to worry about who you're talking too. If you have some particular fantasies that you want to satisfy, the first thing you need to consider is will I enjoy my time with this escort if I am unable to receive this fetish? If not, don't engage in conversation. Maybe you will be in a different mood in the future. Our best advice for finding out whether a particular fetish is on offer is to pay a deposit and then have that discussion. It shows you are serious about making a booking and it will help the escort to feel that you have an appropriate level of respect for her. Never ask for illegal activities from an escort whether on the phone or in person. If an activity is illegal you should not be discussing that with anyone and you could and should find yourself in legal trouble and blacklisted from seeing escorts. Some fetishes are not illegal, but discussing them in any way other then face to face might be. You need to check before you ask by looking up the relevant legislation.

Dinner And Dessert In Brisbane

There are many places you can take an escort out for dinner in Brisbane. Ask whoever has caught your eye what they like to eat and take a look online to find restaurants that cater to her tastes with good reviews. Our advice, go for seafood. George's Paragon Seafood Restaurant is the number one seafood restaurant in Brisbane, they also have Greek on the menu. If your escort date is Vegan or Vegetarian she's still sure to find something that will cater to her personal tastes here. It's not just the menu with this choice though. George's Paragon is located right along the Brisbane river. With open style seating options you could have two great views while you enjoy your meal and get to know your escort date. If you are thinking about taking advantage of the outdoor seating options it's a good idea to plan ahead and make a reservation. It would be disappointing to arrive and not be able to get the seats you are looking for. Prices are what you'd expect from a quality seafood restaurant. When you finish the meal it's either time for dessert or maybe you can squeeze in a walk along the Brisbane river. If you're staying in the city for the evening you might even find that walking back along the river to your hotel is an option. Just make sure your guest is comfortable with the walk, it's not worth spoiling the evening over a $10 uber trip back to the hotel.

Time For That Dessert

Where to from dinner? If you aren't sure yourself here's our recommendation. Take the scenic route along the Brisbane river and walk 15 minutes from George's Paragon to the Meriton Suits on Adelaide Street. This is 5 star accommodation with a distinct modern feel. Suites in the Meriton vary but a good priced room will have plenty of space and nice furnishings to make everyone more comfortable. There is a pool in the hotel and free wi-fi if you want to Netflix and chill at any point in the night. Prices vary depending on the time of booking and the length of stay, but expect to pay anything up from $200 per night.