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Happy cow

Female Escort Canning Vale East, Perth

🛸 Dirty nude Mass Face sittin $200 for 30 mins 👽Moo⭐️ innocent 🥺🐮Happy Cow 🐄Chubby Cheeky Fun 👧🏻 A5 Wagyu 🥩 smooth milk skin😋 Martian Japanese Korea Mix

August 31st to September 6th
September 7th to September 10th
Monday By Appointment
Tuesday By Appointment
Wednesday By Appointment
Thursday By Appointment
Friday By Appointment
Saturday By Appointment
Sunday By Appointment
Sexuality Straight (Heterosexual)
Gender Female
Category Escorts
Age 69
Height 180cm
Body BBW, Cuddly, Curvaceous, Curvy
Bust DD Cup, E Cup
Dress Size 12
Ethnicity Asian, Japanese, Korean
Eye Colour Hazel
For Men
Hair Colour Black Hair
In-Call / Out-Call In-Call, Out-Call
Languages English, Japanese, Korean
SWA SWA 11507. Ad ID 57692. Updated August 28th, 2026. Viewed 82775 times.

 

🐄 Down to earth COW 🌍 

 ~ moo ~ moo spirit cannot be defined 🐮🍑

Onlyfans: https://onlyfans.com/rugbymermaid

 

BOOKINGS - 

if Messages such as 

"Hi" and “hey “ & ” ? ” will be IGNORED.

 

 Location: Canning vale , WA

***To make a booking, please send the following:

-Name / Age / Background

-as PREFERRED DATE & TIME WITHIN MY AVAILABILITY

-LENGTH OF BOOKING

-$50 deposit required to secure a booking

 

Beem @ Rugbymermaid or 

provide my Bank BSB Acc ,Thank you 

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*** it is best to book early, tell me at least 2- 5 hours or 24 - 48 hors before then I can prepare. 

I will appreciate. 🙇🏻‍♀️

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Instagram: https://instagram.com/Rugbymermaid

Onlyfans: https://onlyfans.com/rugbymermaid

X : https://x.com/Rugby_mermaid

 

What's app: 0436124360

 

My offerings include body sliding, tits rubbing, sex in various positions, and a terrific Mutual French - DATY rub n tug. 

Together, let's go HOT!

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Standard - FULL SERVICE *In call*  

-$250 for 30 minutes 

-$500 for 60 minutes

 

Extra service + $ 50 

Golden shower 

(Tell me an hour in advance so that i can be prepared)

 

Extra $50 sexy lingerie stockings or costume 

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Massage NUDE DIRTY BODY RUB *Hand Relief* 

( including face sitting & DATY)

 

$ 200 for 30 minutes

$ 250 for 60 minutes 

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Please text me if I’m busy and can’t answer my phone I usually do, but in case I’m busy, text me as I won’t be able to text back anyone as my missed calls All come up as unknown.

 

 House Rules 

 

No Private calls, No Natural Sex No Anal No Drugs

 

review on PP 

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From PP HarveyNormandoor

I was trolling E&B the other day and an add came up with the name A5 Waygu and another happy cow. (not sure why she needs multiple adds?) (Isn't it expensive to advertise on E&B?) (Seriously, I don't know if anyone would actually book her? ) (Does her income cover her food expenses? She looks well-nourished. ) ——————————————————————————

From Perth Talking sex Forum : I have no idea what to say

Would really like to know who is paying those kind of rates.... 

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From Cazzo Lavoro

Very valuable. When a divorce happens a man could lose 500k for two years of marriage. That is 750 AUD a day for 2 sex sessions a week each costing 3000 AUD. So 500 is very cheap .

 

You're equating marriage with sexual intercourse over time. Very different concepts.😉——————————————————————————

From Wallet R.I.P

Should of married her once the chance was their, service was exceptional.

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From Paul1966

Thank you, my holy moo moo 🐮 

My business was having cash flow problems, and I was about to mortgage my property to the bank. I thought I'd try the magic of the cow's vagina to change my luck, and in just one afternoon, all my old customers started contacting me to renew their contracts. It's amazing!  P.S Please visit Melbourne often. 🤲🏻 worship 🍑 ——————————————————————————

From Footscray Minh Minh

thường gặp lại thích có da có thịt nhiều hơn, và đặt biệt là đùi múp :)))

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From PP RightLand

I had a chuckle at the photo with the skeleton. This lady had preserved a poor punter's bones after she's sat on and asphyxiated him! R.I.P

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From PP Fynn6969

She looks pretty ordinary and fat ass in her photos,

are you joking No thanks 

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From Springvale Twenty Phở WonderPhở 🍜

🥩👍🏻 Thịt ngon 🍖🫰🏻❤️

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From Kalgoorlie_Pussy_excavator

 

Countless reviewers across the country all agree she is a national treasure and super VFM. 

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From iceman69

Pretty sure she has rebranded although can't recall her prior name she went by Dick engineer 👩🏻‍🔧

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Ass_lumberger From Adelaide

Bench mark her service to compare with others and you’ll understand why she’s well regarded across the country.

I don’t think there’s a better valued $250 punt anywhere else

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From ketchup

can't get anyone better than her in that price . She is true Gem 💎

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From  anynameuwish

haha her ads always crack me up.

would i see her ? never.

but she seems hilarious.

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From PP 69 you and me 96

Too fat and not enough tits for me and too pricey and requires a deposit . People will pay it. Good luck to her but I will not be paying.

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From PP Plankman

I sent her a message on locanto asking what was included and got this rather bizarre response:

those truly eager to spend won't ask many questions”"

I asked again and got this: 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪 "Excited", suggests that people who are very determined to buy something will often not be as hesitant to inquire about details or negotiate prices.

Can anyone interpret this for me? And does anyone have any experience with this odd woman?????🧐 ——————————————————————————

FROM QLD PP foryoureyesonly

If confidence could be converted into cash , your market value should exceed that of Nvidia . Anyone who would book her is psycho.

Those photos are terrible ! 🤢

🤮🤮 I just lost my appetite 🤣😂excuse me 

( somewhat offtopic comment Deleted by administrator )

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FROM Taking Sex Sasha888

 

Mostly fat 😂😂😂 I am vegan 🥬 ——————————————————————————

From Talking sex Chocy

Chubby.. she is bordering on massive.

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From Fanb

her bizarre costume and outrageous posture

I don't understand why these people are willing to pay for torture .

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From Talking sex Johnmatilda

she’s not everyone’s cup of tea,I suggested that she find a new job as soon as possible.

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From Harry

Thank you make me your door mat and can use my tongue and face for your footwear cleaning. be happy to do trampling on my chest and stomach -facesitting/ queening full weight sitting on my face this is more booty and happy for u to stay sat longer so I get that lil struggle for air - restraints on me ,- edge me 💙💙

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From PP Six Pack Abs

I saw her in June at a hotel where she was staying at and after a struggle to find her room eventually found it and not a lot else needs to be said but the vast majority of next hour was spent with rugby-mermaids signature big bum planted on my face, leaving me short of breath. Thank you girly, you were a funny girl that is strangely enough super sexy too and I would give you 5 stars I hope I get to see you again xx

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From PP Lockdown69

Her ad is hilarious. Damn, I wish I had caught her Melbourne tour.

 

 

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From PP HarveyNormandoor

I was trolling E&B the other day and an add came up with the name A5 Waygu and another happy cow. (not sure why she needs multiple adds?) (Isn't it expensive to advertise on E&B?) (Seriously, I don't know if anyone would actually book her? ) (Does her income cover her food expenses? She looks well-nourished. ) ——————————————————————————

From Perth Talking sex Forum : I have no idea what to say

Would really like to know who is paying those kind of rates.... 

——————————————————————————

From Cazzo Lavoro

Very valuable. When a divorce happens a man could lose 500k for two years of marriage. That is 750 AUD a day for 2 sex sessions a week each costing 3000 AUD. So 500 is very cheap .



You're equating marriage with sexual intercourse over time. Very different concepts.😉——————————————————————————

From Wallet R.I.P

Should of married her once the chance was their, service was exceptional.

——————————————————————————

From Paul1966

Thank you, my holy moo moo 🐮 

My business was having cash flow problems, and I was about to mortgage my property to the bank. I thought I'd try the magic of the cow's vagina to change my luck, and in just one afternoon, all my old customers started contacting me to renew their contracts. It's amazing!  P.S Please visit Melbourne often. 🤲🏻 worship 🍑 ——————————————————————————

From Footscray Minh Minh

thường gặp lại thích có da có thịt nhiều hơn, và đặt biệt là đùi múp :)))

——————————————————————————

From PP RightLand

I had a chuckle at the photo with the skeleton. This lady had preserved a poor punter's bones after she's sat on and asphyxiated him! R.I.P

——————————————————————————

From PP Fynn6969

She looks pretty ordinary and fat ass in her photos,

are you joking No thanks 

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From Springvale Twenty Phở WonderPhở 🍜

🥩👍🏻 Thịt ngon 🍖🫰🏻❤️

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From Kalgoorlie_Pussy_excavator



Countless reviewers across the country all agree she is a national treasure and super VFM. 

——————————————————————————

From iceman69

Pretty sure she has rebranded although can't recall her prior name she went by Dick engineer 👩🏻‍🔧

——————————————————————————

Ass_lumberger From Adelaide

Bench mark her service to compare with others and you’ll understand why she’s well regarded across the country.

I don’t think there’s a better valued $250 punt anywhere else

——————————————————————————

From ketchup

can't get anyone better than her in that price . She is true Gem 💎

——————————————————————————

From  anynameuwish

haha her ads always crack me up.

would i see her ? never.

but she seems hilarious.

——————————————————————————

From PP 69 you and me 96

Too fat and not enough tits for me and too pricey and requires a deposit . People will pay it. Good luck to her but I will not be paying.

——————————————————————————

From PP Plankman

I sent her a message on locanto asking what was included and got this rather bizarre response:

those truly eager to spend won't ask many questions”"

I asked again and got this: 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪 "Excited", suggests that people who are very determined to buy something will often not be as hesitant to inquire about details or negotiate prices.

Can anyone interpret this for me? And does anyone have any experience with this odd woman?????🧐 ——————————————————————————

FROM QLD PP foryoureyesonly

If confidence could be converted into cash , your market value should exceed that of Nvidia . Anyone who would book her is psycho.

Those photos are terrible ! 🤢

🤮🤮 I just lost my appetite 🤣😂excuse me 

( somewhat offtopic comment Deleted by administrator )

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FROM Taking Sex Sasha888



Mostly fat 😂😂😂 I am vegan 🥬 ——————————————————————————

From Talking sex Chocy

Chubby.. she is bordering on massive.

 ——————————————————————————

From Fanb

her bizarre costume and outrageous posture

I don't understand why these people are willing to pay for torture .

——————————————————————————

From Talking sex Johnmatilda

she’s not everyone’s cup of tea,I suggested that she find a new job as soon as possible.

——————————————————————————

From Harry

Thank you make me your door mat and can use my tongue and face for your footwear cleaning. be happy to do trampling on my chest and stomach -facesitting/ queening full weight sitting on my face this is more booty and happy for u to stay sat longer so I get that lil struggle for air - restraints on me ,- edge me 💙💙

——————————————————————————

From PP Six Pack Abs

I saw her in June at a hotel where she was staying at and after a struggle to find her room eventually found it and not a lot else needs to be said but the vast majority of next hour was spent with rugby-mermaids signature big bum planted on my face, leaving me short of breath. Thank you girly, you were a funny girl that is strangely enough super sexy too and I would give you 5 stars I hope I get to see you again xx

——————————————————————————

From PP Lockdown69

Her ad is hilarious. Damn, I wish I had caught her Melbourne tour.
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