Angie All Over You: Female Escort Profile in Coorparoo, Brisbane
Angie all aussie all real all woman! No bullshit!
Oi Kuntz! I’m funny as fuck btw. An old chook that knows how to cluck ya so u leak! Blow and go usually your bouncing out the door in about 5 mins 4 seconds. I’m Angie with a pussy as wet as the river ganges. Oh yeah.. I’m deadly serious I almost fell asleep reading that absolute SHIT as in..all the other ads. And to even find my ad took too long and no photo. I’m surprised I even get any cock at all! Yep they want $$ for advertising. $$$ talks bullshit walks. I’m gonna kick the tiny white porcelain arse of the Asian sex slave dominated market in Bris ripping off dudes non stop. I’m Angie the ethical white gronky bit chunky, old chook. This 42 yr old horny ole bird still has definitely got all her bits in fine order and I ain’t afraid of asking you what u really want and delivering! Hope u like eggs for breakfast if u book me for an overnighter! No, I’m not joking fellas... I’m back in business and ready to be one of the all aussie, all natural, genuine, not money hungry or sneaky nasty slags. I’m a well priced whore with no nasty surprises. Iam All Woman, No bullshit, norty 42 yr old one of a kind. Okies so let’s talk shop. I’m 42 , curvy size 12-14, yes I have a “mummy tummy” D cup Tits, shaved, 173 cms tall, short blonde hair, long legs, decent arse no prissy/artificial girl. Bottom line... I’m a REAL woman but with the skills to pay the bills! No glamour gal but good fun and you will feel satisfied not ripped off and left with a bulbous blue swollen ball bag. Ok so... all full service but NO natural intercourse EVER! I undercharge - based on time. 15 mins $60, 30 mins $110, $45 mins $160, 1 hour $200. Plus travel fee for outcall. Simple as! No fisting, no gangbangs, no sick shit ! NO private numbers and DONT annoy the fuck outta me asking question after question just fucking ring! So well....what ya waiting for? 0405086422 Angie xxoo https://www.locanto.com.au/x/angiexxoo Seriously,however, on a lighter note... I’m fun, quirky, naughty and spicy. I will make you feel comfortable and relaxed in a flash! Yeah I gotta do it... follow me/fave me on here even give reviews good or bad. I encourage feedback. I’m my Own fucking boss and this is MY business. I plan to make it successful and my sexy lil creation. FARK yeah sis! LETS FUCK COWBOYZ! In occasionally but mainly out calls. Car jobbies possible. Hey much respect for the fellow ladies in the brizzie boring af gronky sloppy streets not relying on no “man” or some disgusting “sugar daddy” to pay my bills thank you very muchly mother funkerz xxoo Peace cuntz! Mwah! Make a booking and confirm always prior or at least advise you want to reschedule or cancel. Much respect fellas. Got my own HOMEPAGE homies....check it out! Please contribute to it as I’m gonna stomp out all the shitbags and liars and you fellas can help a bitch out by supporting me. Write on my wall/comments page and we can all be one big happy fucking rooting tooting team. Double pluggers, no teeth, lifetime parole I don’t care I just want my own successful business and happy customers ! Doubtful many of you hunks care atm about my story but it took a nasty 360 degree spin 2 years ago. Previously I was a social worker, married, living with my husband and two beautiful young girls when shit hit the fan and now I can’t practice social work again and I have a conviction. Losing my kids to my own parents I’m suffering. Although I never considered this as a job for me it’s where I’ve ended up and I’m serious about it and want to make it a success. Not just for MY benefit! Text me with your suburb please. $10 travel fee per 10 kms away from coorparoo.
Puffers welcome also...Choo Choo!!! Oops there goes a tooth! (Joking boys) if you completed my whole bio you are amazeballz! Especially when your cock is doing all your thinking. I’m impressed! HMU now your a special type. Xxoo
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